furbearingbrick:

vampirequeeneffeffia:

rita-haxx:

Fucking Christ

These are technically still facts.

buzzkill facts totally need to be a thing

(Source: iraffiruse)


dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”

tokingwitharafat:

a story from my dad the lawyer

when my dad was in his mid 20s and just starting out as a lawyer he had a client who was accused of being a pimp…the client asked him what he should wear to court and my dad says “just normal business clothes”

the man showed up in a lavender suit, alligator shoes, and an old school fedora with a feather in it

the jury convicted him in ten minutes

(Source: theanunnakiconnection)

queen-butthead:

Reminding you that with a single click you can:

It’s completely free.

(Source: cutiebabykitten)

imessaged:

when i was younger nobody wanted to mess with me and my squad

perchu:

sorry jesse

retrogradeworks:

This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’

baracknobama:

i hope manners is the next cool trend

(Source: baracknobama)

stabs:

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services