Anonymous asked:
But it's sourdough. It just scoffs at everything I say and makes obscene gestures. What do I say? I don't like being bullied.

Listen Breh what you gotta do is distance yourself from that sour piece of dough. By that I mean you toast it then put some butter and jelly on it (or whatever you want) and now it’s sweet and it can’t bother you.



TV taught me how to feel, now real life has no appeal.


kahtiihma:

the fuckING PENCIL SHARPENER ONE 

BRILLIANT THANK YOU

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raikissu:

askthosesillystickmen:

So, that just happened…

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(Source: -circa)

encourage:

Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?


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pyrrhiccomedy:

milk-chiller2:

Reminder of: reason for eggplant’s name

OH MY GOD I HAVE WONDERED ABOUT THIS MY WHOLE LIFE

tomhiddlesbitch:

things that need a movie:

  • hawkeye
  • black widow
  • new hulk

Things that are getting a movie

  • angry birds