The perfect reaction to everything
-YOU MISSED AN EPISODE OF GLEE/JERSEYSHORE/DEGRASSI LAST NIGHT -I GOT YOU’RE MOM PREGNANT -I ATE YOUR SANDWHICH -THERE’S NO MORE PIZZA -YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW SERIES HAS JUST ENDED AND YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYMORE. - I LICKED YOUR SPOON - (IF) TUMBLR WAS A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION - YOUR TEACHER MARKED YOUR TEST WRONG - YOU MADE AN EXTREMLY FUNNY JOKE AND NO ONE IS LAUGHING -...
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.– William Shakespeare (via marvellousanonymous)
I'm pretty sure I get my stupid from you hahaha. →
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind
Just remember that (:
Miss my lady
and my mom isn’t helping the situation
Ninabee made me a bracelet (:
And I’m positive it’s brought me luck! Even if “luck is for Lucifer”. :D Thank you miss. (:
Fighting with your mom
lolkittiez: and shes like and someone calls and instantly shes like and I’m looking at her like then she gets off the phone and is like and im once again like Who the hell does that?
I just want to act like the villain you're...
Might as well right? It’s a shame, I just don’t have that mindset.
theceiling: Another F.U Song - Reel Big Fish ...
The coolest magnet
and I’ve managed to crack it in a day. Why the hell do I break so many things? Fuck you gravity.