red white and blue are the colors of freedom until they’re flashing in your rearview mirror
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
Yeah, cause a 24 year old man who eats Cocoa Krispies out of a red solo cup every morning, while telling himself he’s “only a few minutes late” for work, really has his life together…
damn shit is too real….
the first person to die was probably like “dude what”